Do they really think they can get away with shoplifting? “Oh, please don’t call the police. I’ve never done this before. I don’t want to have a record”. Uh huh. “Hello, 911?” THEN the guy bolts. But only after I’ve recorded the information from his driver’s license. Idiot. So right about now, the police are knock-knock-knockin’ on his door and taking him away. It’s cool to be on the right side of the law.