I really wish that Kevin enjoyed Halloween more. Don’t get me wrong—he loves the kids with the costumes, he loves handing out candy (although I suspect he enjoys the leftover candy more), and he gets a kick out of cleverly carved jack-o-lanterns. But I can’t ever seem to get him to go for the whole “let’s deck out the house in spider webs and watch scary movies” thing.
I am grateful, however, that he is not like this guy. I firmly believe that all people should have their idiosyncracies, ‘cuz that’s what makes life fun. But there’s a limit, and Crazy Pumpkin Carving Man has certainly reached it.