Can It Be True?
My oh my. Look what we have here. It appears that it’s time to stock the fridge and the pantry, because I’m about to become a shut-in. No, it’s not a recent onset of agoraphobia; it’s the upcoming launch of Reality Central, baby!!! Oh dear Lord, I’ll never leave the house. Thank you, Blake Mycoskie, for making my dreams come true!
And yes, I’m quite aware that I’m pathetic, thank you. No need to point it out.