The Remedy is the Experience
Wow. I mean, wow. After doing a little reseach, I came across an alternative to scratching. What could it be, you ask? It’s as simple as your sense of vanity: your hair dryer. Simply turn the sucker on, hold it close to the itch, and fire away. Sure, it hurts like a mofo, but you get at least 30 minutes relief from the terrible itch. I just might be able to sleep tonight!!!!
It is just absolutely insane that this works, but…I can testify that this was helping you last night. I don’t understand how the heat tricks your body into not itching, but…whatever works.
Comment by Kevin Donahue — April 24, 2006 @ 9:35 am