So I was talking to Camille this morning, and she told me about an ad that she had seen in the current issue of Vegetarian Times. We went to the website, and giggled for 30 straight minutes. About what, you ask? About this. The Diva Cup. There are so many things wrong with this contraption that I can’t even begin to list them here. If you need a laugh, I highly recommend reading the FAQs. What happens if you need to empty it while at work? Well, just wipe it out with some tissue. Um, no. Gross. This prompted me to ask the following: Is it dishwasher safe? Also gross, but at least then it’s sanitary. Can you imagine if you had a friend over and she was helping you out by emptying the dishwasher? The conversation might go a little something like this:
Friend: What’s this? Where does it go?
You: Oh, that’s just my Diva Cup. It goes in my vadge.
There are some things you should just. Not. Collect. No matter how hippie liberal I might be, I’ll be sticking with my tried and true Tampax.