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An Open Letter

Dear Guy Who Used To Have Our Phone Number,

I realize that you have/had some sort of motorcycle for sale waaaaay back in 2006, which was also the last time you had our phone number. I also realize that you are a complete and total moron who is unable to figure out how to remove your classified ads from the internet, thus resulting in an obnoxious amount of wrong numbers to what is now our current phone number.

Now, way back in October of ’07 (which, by the way, was a full YEAR after your ad had been running), we got a lot of calls, and we figured, hey, they’ll drop off eventually. Ummmmm, not so much. Last month we got a call at 1:00 AM. Last night was 11:30. Then this morning at 7:00. And again just now.

So Mr. Guy With Absolutely No Brain, either you’ve already sold said rare yellow Honda motorcycle and you really are to stupid to figure out how to remove the ads (of which there are SEVERAL….all over the internet), or this bike has been for sale for damn near 2 years (and if it has, I would advise you that dude, it’s never gonna sell). Either way, you friggin’ tool, pull your ads before I go apes**t. I’m sick and tired of fielding your calls (and I don’t believe you when you say you only rode it on weekends to and from church, you derelict).



One Response to “An Open Letter”

  1. Kevin Donahue Says:

    I totally second that!

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